Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts

Monday, December 18, 2006

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Gprime Macro

Just to keep you occupied while I'm busy with finals (last day coming up!) I figured I'd post the infamous gprime boost macro. I'd give a monk 100k to do this in dunes, I personally can't think of any better way to use your empty macro slots at that level. :)

alt+1
/p I call forth, the divine powers of Altana
/wait 1
/em begins to lift the rock from the ground with his power.
/wait 1
/p YESSSSSSSSSSS I FEEL THE BOOOST OF POWAR!
/wait 1

alt+2
/shout CAN YOU FEEL IT VANADIEL? THIS IS TRUE POWER!
/wait 1
/p GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
/wait 1
/p Current power stats:
/wait 1

alt+3
/em power bar [|||||| ] 30%
/wait 1
/em power bar [||||||||||||||||| ] 65%
/wait 1
/em power bar [||||||||||||||||||||||| ] 100%
/wait 1

alt+4
/p NOW GATHER AROUND MY BRETHRENS
/wait 1
/p HERE I GO
/wait
/p BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSTUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
/wait 1

alt+5
/ja "Boost"
/wait 1
/p MY NEXT ATTACK WILL NOW DO MORE DMG
/wait 1
/em power begins to fade
/wait 1

alt+6
/em power bar [|||||||||||||||||| ] 75%
/wait 1
/em power bar [|||||||||]40%
/wait 1
/em power bar []0%
/wait 1

alt+7
/p I tried my best, tell me..
/wait 1
/p will I dream
/wait 10
/p BOOST MACRO READY
/wait 1
/echo BOOST MACRO READY

Friday, December 08, 2006

Friday, November 24, 2006

Next week on Pimp my Rdm

As you all know we have a new member to the ls Bugman. When i found him in Windy he was in a sorry state, all meelee gear with only his Windy ring that had any stats for a up and coming Rdm. Bad loldrg Drachonus, I'm pretty sure Drach showed Bug the exit to Windy and warped away. After a quick shopping trip Bug was ready to roll, but alas he had a war sub and a gimp one too. So i gently persuaded him to go level white mage(with my Hornetneedle). Now a few weeks later he has Whm 26, can get around from Jeuno to Windy with no problems, and is rank 4.

So last night i was bored so i went to Yhoator to see Bug. His party had just disbanded and he fell down a hole right under a overgrown rose. I found him and he asked if i could take him to Norg. Was he in for a treat. We get there and all the pirates make fun of him but he zooms around and eventually gets tuckered out.

Well keep on checking for updates to this taru rdm and i'd like to thank Windy Wheelz and Vana'diel Customs for the awesome job they did. :P

Monday, November 20, 2006

I'm tripping

So as i was waiting at the guild to get my hands on a fresh delivery of zinc ores, I realize it feels all too familiar. Then it hits me this is like camping for a ps3 so i run screaming! I guess ill just try craigslist for some ore, I'll probably get robbed in a parking lot at 1 in the morning.

Friday, November 17, 2006

Shattering Stars Rdm I don't wanna ; ;


Kyss decided to help me get another Rdm test and to show me how it might go down. It was pretty spot on. /runaway

I really like Sky


This had to have been the best part of sky so far.

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

/goodbye Galka

Merc and I were just wondering how many goblins it takes to kill a galka.. we got our answer.

Saturday, November 11, 2006

Help me out!

I was looking for ffxiclopedia.org i must have taken a wrong turn in pashow.